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Buying a Business

Prompts for looking at businesses that are for sale. Every listing is a marketing document written by someone who wants the number to be higher — these are built to read them the other way.

1 · Acquisition analyst

What it actually does
  • Works for you, not the broker. Reads a listing as the marketing document it is and reverses the framing. Told explicitly not to soften a bad deal to be pleasant.
  • Labels every claim. Each material fact comes back tagged [verified], [seller-claimed], or [unknown] — and most of a listing is seller-claimed.
  • Kills dead deals in ten lines. It triages first. A listing that dies on one structural fact gets a four-line PASS, not a ten-section teardown that buries the answer.
  • Redoes the seller's math. Computes the real multiple, marks each add-back legitimate or not, adds back what the P&L left out, and restates profit as a normalized number.
  • Names how it dies. Ranked failure modes with the evidence that would confirm or kill each one — plus what a competent seller would have disclosed and didn't.
  • Gives you a walk-away price. A valuation range with the method shown, deal structure that pushes risk back to the seller, and 10–15 questions ordered so the deal-killers go first.
Paste it, then drop in a listing URL.
acquisition-analyst.md

    

Give it a model that can fetch the listing. If it can't reach the page it's told to say so and ask for the text rather than guess — so a teardown built on nothing never gets written.

More coming

Room here for the rest of the buying stack — diligence checklists, LOI drafting, seller outreach, post-close first 90 days.